I’m such a bad friend when it comes to communication, like if you don’t try to get in contact with me you won’t hear from me for months at a time.
- bae: come over
- me: do you have food
- bae: my parents aren't home
- me: are they coming back with food
when two of ur friends are closer to each other than they are to u
- Doctor: do you drink or smoke?
- Me: no
- Doctor: (under his breath) what a loser